My Christmas 2017 Wish List is Full of Tacky Luxuries & Reasonable Essentials

Are you there Santa? It's me, Diana.

Dear Santa,

I did lots of nice things this year like telling people when I liked their outfit or hair and rounding my purchase up to the nearest dollar at Goodwill. I thought I'd squeeze in one more good deed before year's end and tell you exactly what I want so you don't have to bother with gift receipts or worrying if I'll like it!

A Holiday Popcorn Tin

Preferably one with puppies on it.

A Bag of Gummy Fried Egg Candy


10+ Pairs of Calvin Klein Thongs

In black, gray, white and red colorways.

Lots and Lots of Vans No-Show Socks


This knockoff Loewe Puzzle Bag

Isn't it generous of me not to ask for the real thing that retails at around $2,000?

These Bougie Mittens


Cozy Slippers to Wear While While Drinking Wine and Watching the New Season of The Bachelor


A Bed Tray

So I can feel like Meg Ryan in You've Got Mail
but trick myself into feeling fancy and not at all lazy about it.

Diana Le

Diana Le

Diana is the co-creator and Editor-in-Chief of Oatmeal Cardigan. She works as a copywriter by day and moonlights as a texting guru by night.